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National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.
”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*
by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019
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National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020
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International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.
Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh
by deebsmo November 22, 2021
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Gay Sexy GabbAyless

Gay Sexy GabbAyless and a term, or nickname used for people called Garryless, other nicknames used are, Garry, Sexy Garryless, Gay Garryless, GarrAyless, Gabbyless, Gay Sexy GabbAyless is just all of those mushed up, it was made me Mangokiki, and its a cool nickname
Garryless: hi!
Mango: Hello Gay Sexy GabbAyless!
by Mangokiki November 25, 2021
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chillin then grabbin o's

When you start by laying back and relaxing with your hands behind your head while getting an intense pornstar blowjob. You then finish by getting a huge nut while grabbing the sheets, curling your toes, head thrown back with your mouth forming an o-shape.
Dude I was chillin then grabbin o's last night. It was sweetly intense. My girlfriend gave me some awesome head for my birthday then gulped down my sperm twice.
by Watchinfool September 29, 2023
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Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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