Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol
My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk
by Rojo125 June 24, 2019
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Dirty Goblin

The phrasedirty goblin” refers to a person or friend who eats there own bogeys.
Person1: “ eww Jacob is such a dirty goblin
Person2: “scaz the dirty goblin”
by ANTI_999 August 28, 2021
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Spankin' the goblin

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."
by Deadwerewolf July 02, 2013
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Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
by Tramov February 12, 2009
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Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
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The Dark Goblin

A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.
“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it
by Real ass dude April 05, 2022
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coal goblin

A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.
Well Kaleb, Jacob really was being a coal goblin tonight.
by dungeonmasterjake November 21, 2019
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