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A Classical Greek philosopher that focused on Ontology, Epistemology, and Logic. He is known to have been somewhat of an existential nihilist. Obviously, like most Greek philosophers and sophists, he is overshadowed by the likes of the Socratic trinity of Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle and the incredible mathematicians like Pythagoras and Archimedes.

However, the purpose of defining him as opposed to other lesser Greek philosophers is almost completely unrelated to philosophy. That is his age. He lived from circa 485 B.C.E. to 380 B.C.E.! This fucking guy (pardon my profanity) lived to ~105 years of age, back in a time when life expectancy was obviously low. Blame it on the Mediterranean diet or the requirement for everyone to be physically active to some degree back in ancient times, but either way the Greek philosophers sure knew how to live. It is also very likely that he was active mentally in his 80's and 90's. Of course, it is one man of millions at the time, but still it incites some reason to think that nearly all humans are doing something wrong in the modern age.
Ex. 1: If they don't already, advocates for the Mediterranean diet should cite Gorgias as an example of a bright individual who apparently lead a long, healthy life.

Ex. 2: Gorgias and many other lesser known Classical Greek philosophers and sophists are severely underrated, even in the field of philosophical study from my experience (which is sad because philosophy itself is pretty underrated in most societies already).
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Georgia Picker 

Someone who travels state lines to have extra-marital affairs and pick ups human garbage along the way.
Becky is a Georgia Picker. Slunt Unemployed [Whore
A sexy ginge who is very kinky
Wow she's definitely a Georgia
Georgia by Sexygingesbf June 15, 2018

georgia steel 

some girl of love island 2018 most known for saying ‘i’m loyal babes’ or ‘i’m loyal’ even though she kissed a boy her mate laura liked and ‘slept in the spare room of her exes’
‘did you hear what georgia steel did to laura and sam’

‘i know she’s so not loyal babes
georgia steel by Exposer121 October 28, 2018

Georgian apple pie 

When your eating someone’s ass then someone else comes in and pukes in that persons ass. That person then shits the vomit back onto you.
Bro Sara Johnson and I hit that Georgian apple pie last night.
She is a blonde curly haired make-up lover, she is a laid back quarter Polish, Scottish, Irish individual. Georgia can be very clumsy at times, or.. most of the time. She struggles to keep herself on 2 feet. The slightest nudge can tip her onto the floor. Georgia can be a nice person most of the time, but when someones a bitch to her she will go exterminator mode on them.

Georgia is often teased about her noodle hair, and called a tranny, but she is a beautiful young girl.
Girl: "Who just fell over?"
Boy: "Probably Georgia"
Georgia by billboy2 November 27, 2018

Georgia W 

Georgia is an amazing person so kind hearted and in general adorably cute an perfect at everything, she is so kind and talented,and loves hugs ,she has long curly brown hair and light brown eyes,and can get scared easily in a joking manner normally a really happy person,she always tries to make everyone happy and keep everyone safe and always manages to,Georgia is amazing.
text defining how a male sees Georgia W:

I love Georgia she's so nice and caring and so talented as well.
Georgia W by Vaheira March 29, 2019