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flailing

This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.
"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."
by Pitgirl March 30, 2008
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failbucket

a. One whose entire life consists of failure.
b. One who is a master in the art of failure.
Dakota is such a failbucket.

Nice going, failbucket!
by Alahnnah August 6, 2008
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Fail Bat

A person who fails so hard/epicly, that a face palm is not effective enough. The failure must be beaten with a Fail Bat.
"The Game! The Game! The Game!"
*Beat toddler with a Fail Bat*
by Captin Robin January 16, 2009
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Failage

1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.
1) Watch that noob getting wrecked in Halo! thats total failage!
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.
by Salamence July 17, 2010
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Fail blog

1. (n) a website full of win
2. (adj) a way to describe something that just doesnt work
1. Shannon: Did you see that guy on Fail blog last night?
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?

2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.
by Storm Abernast May 11, 2009
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Flailing Arms Girl

Informal title of the skinny bitch that won't shut up. Given the title Flailing Arms Girl becuase of the lateral swinging motion of her arms when she is ranting. Known for incredible stupidity and being excessively loud. See also Susan
"Man, look at Flailing Arms Girl go, she's dumber than a bag of assholes!"

"Sometimes, hearing the thoughts of others is such a chore, and I'm like, GO AWAY TELEKINESIS!"
by BobbyBill$ November 29, 2004
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Fail

I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.

Public education is a failed system.

If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 28, 2010
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