When you don't have time to take a shower and you use a wet wipe or wash cloth to clean up after taking a no. 2.
I knew it was going to be a while before I could take a shower, so I decided to Field Clean it.
Kyle didn't have time to shower, so he spit on some T.P. and field cleaned it.
Kyle didn't have time to shower, so he spit on some T.P. and field cleaned it.
by voodoo scriber June 6, 2016
Get the Field Clean mug.When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011
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the act of staying after a baseball (or any other sports) game and drinking all the half full/full cups of beer that people left behind. great for saving money drinking, or underage drinking
Dude lets stay after the game and drink all the left field leftovers then drunkenly stumble to the train.
by smokeweedeveryday420toke-it-up February 14, 2013
Get the left field leftovers mug.A name constructed to sound like a legitimate historic football player who was part of the England 1966 world cup team.
by IAIN_D September 5, 2018
Get the Nobby Fielder mug.When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.
The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.
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Get the Future wireless fieldwork mug.An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!
Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
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