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emoticookie

A cookie depicting an emoticon
I made some emoticookies for the holidays, sugar cookies decorated as emoticons. That way I can give cookies according to how I feel!
by Ninjadoll January 17, 2014
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emoticon jealousy

Jealousy over a friends awesome use of emoticons.
Want to go for a 🍺?
Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
or

My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.
by Pennyiswicked April 2, 2014
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emotional wedgie

Felling butt hurt and bent. Got kicked in the va-jay-jay. Panties in a wad. Depressed and sad. All delivered to you by your local bully and/or ass kicker.
Dude gave him an emotional wedgie, now he's acting like a little bitch about everything.
by Big shifter. May 18, 2014
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Emotionalyze

Emotional + Analyze = Emotionalyze

Created by Ayan Mukherjee who is the author of the blog - The Emotionalyst. To emotionalyze is to feel the emotions behind an experience and then to be able to objectively analyze the feelings, without rejecting, minimizing or rationalizing them away.

It is about giving equal importance to the information being processed through our innate, power of intuition and through our analytical mind, without rejecting either one of them.

Noun - Emotionalyst - one who emotionalyzes.

An Emotionalyst is at the point of balance between a dry, rationalizing intellectual and a person who is drowning in her emotions and cannot rationalize to save her life.
As David emotionalyzed the concept of "conscious relating", bringing in his own feelings about love and relationships, it started to make sense to him and it pushed him headlong into a great ah-ha moment that would change his life.
by the_emotionalyst May 15, 2014
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emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.
My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...
by kforbs July 1, 2014
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Emotional Fetus

An adolescent male, Typically a jock who is prone to frequent temper- tantrums and/or yelling fits.
"Hey man, your shoe is untied"

"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"

"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"
by EmotionalFetus April 1, 2015
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emoticunt

1.A person, usually female, who uses emoticons passive aggressively.

2. A person who uses emoticons to imbue an otherwise benign message with hostility.

3. A person who uses emoticons to make an obnoxious message even more rude.
My girlfriend is such an emoticunt when she's mad- it's amazing how scathing a one-word text can be when you add some carefully selected emojis to the end of it.
by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 19, 2015
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