eighttwo5909309

A person who goes by the nickname "Beta" and loves Toast & Null.

Guy One: Hey Beta, do you like toast?
eighttwo5909309: YES

by beta825909309 May 19, 2020

Eightdigits

A nckname given to Twitter accounts activated for the sole purpose of bad-faith arguments, and skewing the perspective.

The name refers to the eight digits Twitter assigns to auto-generated handles, which often go unchanged by bots or bad-faith actors, upon creation of the the account.

@BotMan13847198: MAYBE IF YOU THOUGHT FOR YOURSELF AND DIDN'T JUST SWALLOW EVERYTHING THE MSM FED YOU YOU'D KNOW THE TRUTH, SHEEPLE!

@ActualFrequentUser: Whatever you say, Eightdigits...

by GrumpyMcFuzzball June 3, 2020

eighsh

a pretty thing
very smart

a girl at my school is eighsh.

by leighsha June 3, 2020

Eight track

8-track tape is a magnetic tape used from mid-60's to 80's in US to broadcast jingles or publicity

"I might throw this on an eight track" Jopping, Mark Lee.

by l_sunflower April 27, 2020

Eight

The best number. No other number can compare to the grace and beauty that eight holds. In every culture, eight is considered to be the best number. There have only been eight American presidents! If you look around the room in which you currently are at this moment, there are exactly eight. If you happen to be outside right now, why the fuck are you standing outside looking up the Urban Dictionary definition for eight? Are you that bored?

Hey dude, have you spent a few hours today praising eight?

by toidii August 3, 2020

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020

eightges

When you feel like you have lots of time still available to you, but in fact you only have have 8 minutes/hours.

“Gosh I’ve got absolutely eightges until that meeting!”

by John O’clock November 7, 2020