Eddie Hatrick coined the phrase "dirty eggs" from his infamous ball sac tricks he plays with the lovely ladies. Usually a girl who is joining his weiner cousin list.
Eddie Hatricks famous "dirty eggs" menu: all eggs are served from the top position
"DOUBLE YOLK"- putting your sac on her nose bridge and letting the "eggs" yolk into her eyes, like cracking an egg
"DIRTY DOUBLE YOLK"- Eddie's tademark. See DOUBLE YOLK just add a rim job at the same time
"EGGS BENEDICK"- performing the "double yolk" while getting your sausage sucked, a move Eddie invented but cannot do
"DEVILED EGGS"- Placing you eggs on her nose and not letting them run down. Must have a boner.
"SCRAMBLED EGGS"- smashing your "eggs" onto her forehead and rubbing them in with style
"SCRAMBLED W/CHEESE"- same as "scrambled eggs" just with very dirty balls. Usually performed after Eddie has been dancing all night, or after lifting at the gym
"EGGS OVER EASY"- blowing your load and then performing the "scrambled eggs" while rubbing in the man lotion
"INDIAN EGGS"- While getting an egg hummer, you are sitting on the girls face giving her a brown Indian spot on her forehead
"CAVE CITY EGGS"- serving any style of eggs to a dude.
Eddie Hatricks famous "dirty eggs" menu: all eggs are served from the top position
"DOUBLE YOLK"- putting your sac on her nose bridge and letting the "eggs" yolk into her eyes, like cracking an egg
"DIRTY DOUBLE YOLK"- Eddie's tademark. See DOUBLE YOLK just add a rim job at the same time
"EGGS BENEDICK"- performing the "double yolk" while getting your sausage sucked, a move Eddie invented but cannot do
"DEVILED EGGS"- Placing you eggs on her nose and not letting them run down. Must have a boner.
"SCRAMBLED EGGS"- smashing your "eggs" onto her forehead and rubbing them in with style
"SCRAMBLED W/CHEESE"- same as "scrambled eggs" just with very dirty balls. Usually performed after Eddie has been dancing all night, or after lifting at the gym
"EGGS OVER EASY"- blowing your load and then performing the "scrambled eggs" while rubbing in the man lotion
"INDIAN EGGS"- While getting an egg hummer, you are sitting on the girls face giving her a brown Indian spot on her forehead
"CAVE CITY EGGS"- serving any style of eggs to a dude.
"Hey man I think I'm gonna take this girl home and serve her the "dirty eggs" menu."
Guy: "Hey there, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Girl: " I like 'em scrambled"
Guy: " How about Indian Style?"
Guy: "Hey there, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Girl: " I like 'em scrambled"
Guy: " How about Indian Style?"
by Carlito Brigante July 10, 2010
Get the dirty eggsmug. Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)
by Jenkins! June 14, 2008
Get the Lay an Eggmug. When you bang your friend's hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. You then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say 'was up' to your friend, forever humiliating him.
by ownzzzd October 24, 2008
Get the Bacon and Eggsmug. Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Cracked Eggsmug. The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".
by MentholMan December 14, 2008
Get the Egg Saladmug. Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
Get the egg rollmug. Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.
1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
by Dizz Markie July 20, 2007
Get the Egg Rollmug.