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Dumb-j

1. When you blow up a balloon by wrapping the lips of said balloon around your anus then continuing to blow it up only using farts.

2. The biggest most painful, tear-jerking, satan spawning shit you've ever taken.
1. We Dumb-Jed some balloons for a party.

2.I'm lucky to be alive after that Dumb-j I took earlier today.
by Gaime Talonfear May 18, 2014
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dumb trap

A semi-retard who is very indecisive about absolutely everything, looks like a trap aswell despite still being female (so sources say)
That person is a dumb trap, stay away from her
by TheAustraliangovernmentlol March 20, 2020
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WIS-DUMB

The opposite of ‘wisdom’; unwise, ignorance and very very DUMB!
The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!
by Major Thomas Randle December 2, 2018
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dumb bush

zazoo : you know that salt is a dumb bush
corri : i know right, that person is such a dumb bush ahaha
by SimplyPeel May 8, 2020
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dumb-push

When a person accidentally touches a laptop screen like it's an interactive smart phone or iPad!
"LOL. Did you just dumb-push again? It's a laptop screen silly, not an iPhone/IPad!"
"Oh man... I just dumb-pushed my lappie! I need to take a disco-tech break!"
by kittydisco October 4, 2015
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Dumb Purple

a very chad of a human has balls of steel and is one of the strongest and best youtubers in the world he has dont many chad things like giving 1 milion dollars to charity.
by dumb purple🥱 April 25, 2022
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Dumb Fresh

When somebody looks dressed up to a level of swag that is untouchable.
Damn the way Grayson is dressed is dumb fresh.
by Ryan Johann January 8, 2016
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