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Dumb Jock 

A guy who believes he’s very attractive,has lots of money, and every girl want to date him but he has like 0 brain cells that function in anything other than his sport and he has no personality unless he’s boozed up
New girl: “OMG!Whos that?”
Other girl: “That’s Kyle”
New girl: “ He’s cute”

Other girl: “You don’t wanna date him honey he’s the dumb jock”

Dumb Jock 

A jock who is really dumb,unattractive,and simple. Yet is very popular with everyone just because of their athletic ability.
Guy:"What is so great about Ben? He acts stupid, isnt that good looking, and isn't very nice."
Other Guy:"Thats because he's a jock. The guys want to be him, and the girls want to date him."
Other Guy: "And he's the quarterback of the football team."
Guy:" I wish I was a dumb jock."
Dumb Jock by The God of Thorr June 17, 2007

Dumb Jew 

"Hey, u dumb jew, pick up that penny."
Dumb Jew by Hitler Younger Bro August 3, 2019

Dumb Joe 

A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.
Dumb Joe just dropped 70 on their head
Dumb Joe by JoeCheeseley March 11, 2020

dumb dumb juice 

When a guy gets stupid because he has so much deadly sperm buildup (DSB) and is desperate for a place to unload it.
Bonnie said once Adam got rid of his dumb dumb juice and got his dick confidence back, he was able to focus on the game.
dumb dumb juice by rose in a thimble November 11, 2013

Dumb bitch juice

A slang term (DBJ) that lets your friend know that they are about to or have done something stupid.
Tony: What are you going do today?

Ashton: I'm going jump off of my roof because I hear red bull gives you wings!

Tony: Oh so you drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Mark: I sold one of my kidneys to pay for the new Red Dead Redemption.

Jonathan: oh so this morning you had a big cup of dumb bitch juice for breakfast
Dumb bitch juice by anonymous November 4, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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