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1. When you blow up a balloon by wrapping the lips of said balloon around your anus then continuing to blow it up only using farts.

2. The biggest most painful, tear-jerking, satan spawning shit you've ever taken.
1. We Dumb-Jed some balloons for a party.

2.I'm lucky to be alive after that Dumb-j I took earlier today.
by Gaime Talonfear May 18, 2014
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