Ditch Lickers

Someone (usually female) who performs cuntilingus on another female.

those two lesbians theyre ditch lickers

by adhfisadhnoapsdn; February 14, 2012

ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.

Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.

by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013

ditcherhipster

Someone who constantly ditches on their friends in favor of putting up instagram photos of band members and using old school keyboards which sound like type writers.

**loud typing**
Pyro: 'Dude your keyboard is insanely loud'
Char: 'NO ITS NOT'
Cam: 'You gonna come grief with us?'
Char: 'WELL IM OFF GUYS'
Pyro: 'You're such a ditcherhipster!'
Char: 'NO IM NOT'

by GriefingSwagPyro November 10, 2013

ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.

Damn, that broads a total ditch bison

by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014

Ditch Pig

Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx

That Girl is a straight up ditch pig

I don't think that ditch pig knows how bad she looks

by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014

Drinchronised

When you find yourself visiting the bar and/or toilet in that bar at the same time as another patron (i.e. More than once)

When both parties realise, a knowing nod may occur, silent affirmation that they have become synchronised in their drinking. Drinchronised.

Me: That's the third time I've been to the bar at the same time as that beardey fella over there.

Mate: You and beardey are drinchronised. You'll be in the pisser at the same time soon.

by Shinksmeister June 1, 2015

ditcher dog

your asshole friend who ditches class

roshun is such a ditcher dog

by izhmash December 14, 2015