A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.
Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!
"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.
Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!
"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.
by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008
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Okay, no really:
A total jerk, with nothing better to do that hit on your girlfriend or hang around the beer table looking for an easy catch. Often unshaved, or mullet-ed, maybe even a trucker cap, if you're lucky. Thinks he's funny but really is just a numbnuts. Avoid at all costs.
Okay, no really:
A total jerk, with nothing better to do that hit on your girlfriend or hang around the beer table looking for an easy catch. Often unshaved, or mullet-ed, maybe even a trucker cap, if you're lucky. Thinks he's funny but really is just a numbnuts. Avoid at all costs.
Dude:"Step off douchebag, she's riding home with me."
DB: "I've got something she can ride home. Heh heh."
Dude: "And I'm sure you suck them, now go do yourself a favor and jack off somewhere else."
DB: "Come on, babe, you know you want some."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, all two inches. Back off."
DB: "I've got something she can ride home. Heh heh."
Dude: "And I'm sure you suck them, now go do yourself a favor and jack off somewhere else."
DB: "Come on, babe, you know you want some."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, all two inches. Back off."
by Everybody's Homefry April 30, 2008
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A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.
You may be a digital douchebag if you:
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
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