Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina May 13, 2005

YouTube Douche

A person who posts comments directed towards the people who voted the video Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down

YouTube Douche: 1523 People are bullies.

by MadMadMax01 November 3, 2010

douche.0

A person who somehow manages to take their douche baggery to a whole new level

Wow! I always knew he was a douche, but that last move brought him to level douche.0

by sexmuffin47 July 29, 2011

Douche Bucket

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!

Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.

by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009

Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.

Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!

by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015

Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

by Nearchow October 15, 2010