Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.

Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.

by KiddRed June 27, 2022

shmolly dong

another term for penis. See dong, wang, burger, biscuit, diddly...

Dude. She definitely wants the Shmolly dong.

by Thediddly21 May 31, 2016

Pepper Dong

A mini gong made out of pepper. You hit it over your food and it sprinkles pepper ovet your food

Do you have the pepper dong? My food needs more flavor.

by hellohsvsjdbd July 29, 2022

dong schnopler

Someone who likes to Schnopel Dongs.

Did you see Karen? She’s such a Dong Schnopler.

by SuperSlimyDirtPerson October 26, 2018

whopper dong

a big ass fuckin dick

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow

by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017

Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.

Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.

by armchair_hero April 23, 2019

Dong Joo

The biggest bruh girl ever😱😱

“Wow she is such a dong joo! I must nae nae”

by Pog master 69 September 27, 2020