thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

That ho spent all her thong-dollaz on booze and shoes.

by James Donner January 14, 2007

ass dollar

A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.

"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"

by KevinStuttgard February 6, 2007

Cock Dollar

Crude joke or prank.
1) Pull out some dollar bills (any denomination) from your wallet.
2) Stick them one by one in your pants and rub your genitalia with it. (preferably after you have been doing some extraneous activity that causes the area to sweat)
3) go to a gas station to purchase an item with the "cock dollars"
4) After your purchase and the exchange of your "cock dollars", you have the satisfaction that the clerk has "your nut sack juices" in his/her hands.

We used slightly moist cock dollars to purchase the munchies for us and the gas for the pinto-mobile.

by buzz122 July 9, 2009

wally dollars

The peanuts that Walmart employees work for. Much like the income earned from most other jobs however much of it just finds its way back into the stores cash registers.

I got my check from the store last week. After groceries and that oil change they might as well have paid me in wally dollars.

by socialpanic December 10, 2010

million dollar puthay

a million dollar puthay is the best most richest puthay ever.

“ damn ma this is a million dollar puthay.” 😩

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

otter dollar

A currency controlled by an attractive Waterlooper.

I'll give you three otter dollars for that coat!

by RadioactiveMan January 18, 2007

[Dallas Cowboys]

A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.

Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM

by Sprax January 15, 2009