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Dink

U.S. Navy slang for "delinquent." Specifically, it refers to a sailor being delinquent in his/her qualifications.

Dink does not mean that a sailor is a shitbag (i.e., bad personal hygiene, disrespectful to superiors, etc.). It only refers to the sailor's state of laziness in pursuing his/her qualifications.

You might also hear sailors using "dink" to refer to someone not in the Navy or any armed force. Usually, it will be to comment on someone's (usually a civilian) lack of knowledge about anything Navy-related.
1.
- Chief: "Hey DC3 Swenson, are you qualified for Inport Equipment Monitor yet?"
- DC3 Swenson: "Sorry Chief, I'm still dink."
- Chief: "Dammit Swenson, you've been dink in that watchstation for a year and a half now! Your liberty is secured until you get qualified!"

2.
- Sailor A: Man, I bought this hooker last night and when I said I was in the Navy, she asked if I've ever killed a guy. Do I look like a SEAL to you?
- Sailor B: Sounds like she's dink in her knowledge of what we do, which is drink coffee all day.
by Swivelnutz March 24, 2012
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winky dink

The male genitals including the penis and scrotum.
Gerlach has a small winky dink.
by Chance1826 September 5, 2006
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dink

A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".

Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!

Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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Sink Dink

The act of washing ones penis in a sink after intercourse because of the inability to shower before the next encounter.
After I fucked that hooker yesterday I had to give my wife the Sink Dink when I got home.
by TIII February 4, 2009
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dink eye

a person's eye that looks north , east, south, or west, while the other eye looks at you
i can't talk to lincoln, that dink eye blows me away.
by johnnyfishboy November 16, 2007
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Dinkdonker

A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.
“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”
by The Gaped Ape May 15, 2020
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dinker

Noun. A word used only by people withhalf-mexican friends. They usually use it when referring to most anything, it is a replacement word when one thinks other words are inadequate. Often used to refer to friends when speaking to them. Originated in Madison, WI.
It's right next to the fire dinker (fire alarm).

Dinker, where are you?
by MadisonsFinest June 29, 2010
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