Disco Doctor

A Doctor who is loose with his/her prescription pad particularly with narcoti

Person 1: Man I sure would like to boogie woogie right now.
Person 2 : Head on down to the disco doctor he will hook you up .

Person 1: I don't know.... last time I had to suck his crank for the prescription.
Person 2: Huh that's funny.. last time I was there he insisted that I let him suck my crank?

by flt1335666 May 22, 2020

Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.

Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.

by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020

Time Doctor

A doctor for time/clocks. someone who works with clocks, or someone who makes time itself work

Tom: Man, i gotta get my clock fixed
Aaron: Just go to the Time Doctor

by Redditor142832 February 27, 2021

Duckie Doctor

A person who is highly cancerous and/or is highly unholy and should be banished to hell.

Bro, Kareem was being such a Duckie Doctor last night!

by SteveRogers IAm June 23, 2021

Baby doctor

A new graduate doctor working in their first year as a doctor.

Canadian term.

Also referred to as 'the killing season', or 'the culling' is some nations

Nurse1 : did that dr just prescribe..
Nurse2 : yeah... baby doctor, we'll fix it... again

by D'mor July 2, 2021

armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.

Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.

by 1Head August 7, 2021

Dick Doctor

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.

This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.

by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021