San Franciscan Diet

Eating nothing but shit & semen each and every day.

Person 1: Hey, did you lose weight?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm on that new San Franciscan Diet.
Person 1: ( Runs like hell. )
Person 2: Wait! I'm hungry!

by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010

bird seed diet

An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.

Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself

Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food

by Haydar Manaf January 10, 2008

diet high-five

A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand

Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five

by buffbutler October 3, 2010

Joy Wok Diet

When the intake of your lunch causes a greater output.

Since I started my Joy Wok Diet I'm on my third trip to the restroom today.

by DTempo February 18, 2015

O-Line Diet

The diet that an offensive lineman in the game of football partakes in, which usually consists of large amounts of junk food.

Person 1: "Why are you eating that whole pizza?"
Person 2: "It's apart of my O-Line diet.

by chaboi2929 December 8, 2018

Berkley Girl Diet

The Berkley girl diet, also abbreviated under the acronym "BGD", is a nutrition plan typical of a girl who resides in Berkley, MI or went to Berkley High School. The diet consists of a 10 or 20 MG Adderall, Starbucks espresso or tea drink in the morning, and a Marlbolo Red or American Spirit. In the afternoon or evening, instead of a Starbucks drink - it's replaced with none other than Taco Bell. This diet plan, although incredibly unhealthy, keeps these Berkley girls alive as it runs through their veins on a pretty consistent basis. It's most common for the girls that party heavily and want to be able to stay alert (and curb their appetite) for the rest of their day.

"Hey are you coming to Austin's pregame or are you gonna just meet us at the bar?"

"IDK I didn't really have time to eat but I'll just bgd and rally I guess. I'll meet you guys at Austin's eta 10"

"You guys wanna grab food?"
"Well, I did the Berkley girl diet earlier so I'm not all that hungry, but I'll go with you guys for the company."

by PhilDonahue December 9, 2018

diet coke woman

A woman who drinks a lot of Diet Coke and yells a lot especially at middle schoolers.

The Diet Coke woman yelled am me for using my computer and my phone in the middle school hallway

by Tailwag April 22, 2018