San Franciscan Diet

Eating nothing but shit & semen each and every day.

Person 1: Hey, did you lose weight?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm on that new San Franciscan Diet.
Person 1: ( Runs like hell. )
Person 2: Wait! I'm hungry!

by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010

bird seed diet

An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.

Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself

Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food

by Haydar Manaf January 10, 2008

Just a Diet Coke

What you hear every Sunday when working at the McDonald's Drive-thu in Utah. Such a request comes from any Mormon who needs their holy juice after a good 'ol Zion sabbath day. Not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, Diet Coke is a great way to be pure in the sight of God while enjoying the fullness of times. Make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly hello when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.

Can't have any Coffee? No problem: Just a Diet Coke;
Less caffeine, more blessings.

by Schnazzle G April 26, 2017

Diet Coke Button

A red button that Donald Trump pressed to get Diet Coke.

Person: "Hey did you know Donald Trump had a Diet Coke button?"

by random generic name January 22, 2021

Blue Diet Coke

Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.

Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?

by percyspandapillopet November 30, 2020

Joy Wok Diet

When the intake of your lunch causes a greater output.

Since I started my Joy Wok Diet I'm on my third trip to the restroom today.

by DTempo February 18, 2015

diet high-five

A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand

Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five

by buffbutler October 3, 2010