an extreme version of explosive diarrhea but nuke like when shitting with tactical diarrhea there's a chance you make a massive mess in the toilet
James has tactical diarrhea and everytime he shits his toilet gets destroyed rarely but his rich parents are treating him with medicine and new toilets
by Chungus manBruh September 27, 2021
When you call your boy to see if they got something you need and they say naw !
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
by Ladydeadpool_305 September 28, 2019
Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
Kyle: Can I use it after?
by sara da terra March 05, 2024
I hate having latvian diarrhea!
by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021
When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.
by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025
a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022
Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.
There seems to be no cure for FDS.
There seems to be no cure for FDS.
"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"
by ElCommissioner December 07, 2023