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The Dinner Club 

A small group of roughly ten members that meets regularly on Friday evenings around a heaping platter of steak, chalupas, Diet Coke and Mentos, or any other notably manly dinner entree (usually prepared by a restaurant of some kind). Dinner locations are chosen prior to the meetings, and can range anywhere from Taco Bell to IHOP, depending on current funds and transportation availability.
Post-dinner, members will take anywhere from five to ten minutes within the parking lot discussing what type of shenanigans will ensue. Activities amongst members include (but are not limited to) hedgediving, octopus-hot-sauce-tomfoolery, moving benches, replacing desktop wallpapers, football, launching frozen rice, Scattegories, shopping cart races, nature walks, jumping on poo covered trampolines, lawl-she's-so-hot conversations, munging, munging with teachers, mung offs, Nintendo DS battles, kitten huffing, Tenacious D lipsinkage, defecating on grills, cutting ourselves (on gravel), wenis yanking, kidney poking, going richter, consuming Boss Sauce, loitering, breaking curfew, making horrible Wii puns, street racing, holding indepth discussions about topics that don't have much depth, Slim Jimming, walking down memory lane, glass bottle basketball, loving Little Girls, and anomously cybering with said girls (and by "said girls" we mean "a medieval Knight").

See awesome.
Also see batshit crazy.
Thirdly, see safety.
Finally, if you are not currently a member of TDC, please see gtfo.
All your base are belong to The Dinner Club.
The Dinner Club by The Dinner Club February 28, 2007
female, kind, tough, strong willed, old
Diane is smart, silly, funny, ex-cop, mother, soft
Diane by aclean February 3, 2010

Dinner Punishments 

When you eat food that tastes bad for your stomach and throw up or bin the food in general and then you are told to do the washing up for the dishes used to make the terrible food.
Person 1: - Well I'm tired from spending ages on making that food.
Person 2: - {Sees the shopping quick dinner box on counter} I thought it tasted terrible.
Person 1: - Well, you know how I did the cooking?
Person 2: - {Continues to throw up}
Person 1: - You can do the washing up.
Person 2: - Fine {Rolls eyes and thinks *Dinner Punishments*}

Winner Dinner Bruce Jenner

you've just done something so amazingly awesome, you've earned the title of winner, the feast of a dinner, and the company of bruce jenner.
Jon: Hey, nice triple kill.
Connor: Yeah i know, it was a winner dinner bruce jenner.
Winner Dinner Bruce Jenner by L-Con December 24, 2010

last night's dinner 

The act of licking another person's anus.
Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.

Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.

dinner rush hour 

that hour time frame, normally between 5pm-6pm, when every fast food joint is packed full and every drive thru line is backed up to the street.

cousin of the "lunch rush hour", which is normally from 12pm-1pm.
hey, do you wanna run to mcdonalds?" "dude, not during dinner rush hour!