Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

the derricks

To send someone off

I came over her house and she wanted to just chill man

Man thats you got the derricks

by Dee girl January 26, 2014

login derping

Forgetting to switch to another username and instead logging into the wrong account multiple times

I meant to log into my smurf instead of my main but I kept login derping.

by Nahuta April 4, 2015

horny derrick

A guy that gets a boner in every class period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly

Omg did you see that horny derrick he has a boner all the damn time. Oh god there he goes lookin at their butts

by T-m gold October 9, 2016

The Derris and Wetty

When you are having intercourse with a female with a very hairy pussy, while having a massive bush. Some point during the intercourse, the male will pull out and pee on the females hair and vice versa. When about to climax the male will pull out again and cum in the females bush.

So i met this chick the other day with a massive bush! So of course i did the derris and wetty to her.

by C.Mints October 14, 2016

brennon derrick

A well intentioned person, who overall just sucks at existing. Often tries his hardest but gets overlooked. Short and usually about 6/10 on the attractiveness scale. Makes good spaghetti though.

Wow, that Brennon Derrick sure is a nice guy. I should definitely drop him and date a douche bag.

by brenny_wenny24 August 15, 2017

Devon Derrière

To discharge UHT canister cream into your asshole until full. Then fire it out. See how far you get. 17ft is my PB. Great for cakes, surprise parties. Or just to relax with friends. Cats love it.

I Devon Derrière d my mate in the face, instead of on her freshly baked buns.

by Devon maid November 10, 2018