horizontal surface disease

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

Kawasaki's disease

The behavioral condition of having one Kawasaki motorcycle, yet desirous of ever increasing numbers of additional motorcycles from Kawasaki.

You own two or three Kawasaki's already. You are at the dealer showroom. Just looking, you say. You have Kawasaki's disease--especially if you purchase another one regardless of your wife.

by twistedtimmy October 20, 2010

disearraption

Usually used as term for the the most utterly terrible form of sound (a combination of: Ear rape, distortion, cancer, static, and death to headphone users).

Tim: "Jon, are you ok!?"
Jon: "Oh god, I listen to 3 hours of disearraption and now my ears are bleeding"
Tim: "I could hear it too; my wife's ears are deaf now"
Jon: "I guess we both suffered..."

by Ya Boi skinny Wenis November 27, 2016

diseaseologist

It is a practitioner of disease spreading.

Saurav: "Diseaseologist is not a word"
Cool man: "Yes it is dumbass"

by Truthspeaker000001 December 20, 2020

Daisakubandaiphobia

Daisakubandaiphobia is when you're afraid of Daisaku Bandai but you keep getting him with the Nagito 2 bot

person 1 : do you like daisaku bandai?
person 2 : AAAAAAAAA i have Daisakubandaiphobia

by Crazybproducer ♡ January 9, 2021

Daisee

Ah, Daisee. It's like the name "Daisy" but not stupid. This specific Daisee is a very unique person. She is little but mighty, the keeper of small things, and loves to purchase quad shots for her dad, because she is kind. Make sure to never make her angry or she will hulk out on your a**. If there are more than 5 customers in your store during a pandemic, Daisee is more than comfortable screaming at people to get out. She has a kind smile and a great laugh! Partner of the year? I think so... According to her friends, she resembles a small child doing the hula-hoop...or surfing...or both.

"Wow, look at that Daisee across the street!"

by Jakobtsky January 20, 2021

diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)

"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees

by PepsiCHEESE May 9, 2021