custy

a kid that tries to use the fact that he is addicted to cigarettes to the point where he can act like a complete dickhead and everythings cool when he blames it on his severe addictiona

this child of the cust will also morph into a ferret if u smoke him up so be carefuln

you must always be careful around these creatures because of the fact that they will try to mix bbl gum and shwagass dirt to "improve the head and body high combo because of the indica"th

if u ever come across one of these ferret like hybrid humans you will most likely be able to catch its very common mating call where he goes into what many would refer to as a k-hole(no meow-mix in his system) u will know he is trying to mate when he goes into this daze where he IMAGINES he is holding hundreds of glowsticks while he hand dances by himselfo

may also claim sumthing is heady whether it be slave glass or even himself you must not beleive thisn

if this creature consumes more than 2 beers it will act the fool and throw up right where you told it not to.y

you that custy fuck just smashed another beerpong ball

by maddison whitegator February 8, 2010

Hot and crusty

Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.

Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty

hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts

by Schmerman January 27, 2011

crusty stainer

noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.

I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.

by Loganzo June 26, 2005

crusty roosevelt

The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.

Camille was passed out drunk last night and i busted a mean crusty roosevelt on her head!!!!

by Bear Balls January 18, 2008

crusty floss

a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.

"ohmygod, look at crusty floss' thong, it's got crusty shit on it"

by We hate crusty floss March 6, 2008

crusty cluster

the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter

dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"

by anal*smear August 25, 2008

Crusty Paws

A dog with a Crusty Private area.

Doug- Whats wrong with your dog, she is walking funny?


Joe- Oh shes a "Crusty Paws"

by Timbo1022 February 16, 2009