Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

blip blop i em a clock

the mighty and inspirational words said by the Almighty Clock God

Clock God: blip blop i em a clock

by Not Akai October 28, 2017

Clockin' T

Spreading rumors or the truth like wildfire.

Making sure people are in check!

Bein stank or upset about a situation

Tara will be clockin' t on the new girls

He is clockin' t about the end of the game.

They will always be clockin' t about Tim Tebow and Erin Andrews?

by whoopdie whoop October 6, 2009

Clock blocker

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013

Clock

To become escalated or violently suddenly with little or no provocation.

Man! You better watch what you say about Ted’s family when you are around him. He will clock on you bigtime.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 18, 2019

Clock that tea

When somebody insults someone people on twitter usually reply with “CLOCK THAT TEA” or, “YOU CLOCKED (HIS/HER) TEA”.

clock that tea period.

by Natalie Nun October 14, 2023

bone clock

The total time you and your sexual partner did the deed

travis's bone clock time is roughly 2-3min while mikes's bone clock time is 1-2hours

by ralph+ronda October 14, 2010