crotch fountain

What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion

She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...

by Joe the garza May 01, 2015

Crotch Bar

The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.

Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.

Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.

by tittiez696969699696969 July 22, 2014

Crotch Camping

When a male is in deep sleep facing upwards and has a full erection.

Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"

Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"

by Sweetard April 11, 2009

frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.

Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.

by OKC Slim January 13, 2015

Crotch Tax

Child support payments

I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.

by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012

Crotch Grinders

An ethnicity, race, or culture of people renowned for a very high rate of breeding

Also see Mexican.

Where the hell did all these Mexicans come from? Damn crotch grinders.

by sparhavoc October 08, 2016

lava crotch

Descriptive non-derogatory term for a red head; generally refers to female pubic hair.

At the meeting there were three blondes and a lava crotch.

by luanatic June 03, 2012