Covfefe

Originating from a tweet written by notorious 45th U.S. President, Donald John Trump. The word simply means the inability to think of the word you need to use. It's essentially a stand-in.

The tweet was delivered on the 132nd day of Trump's presidency and turned the nation to uproar. It read 'Despite the constant negative press covfefe'.

This means that the President had obviously lost his train of thought. There are much better priorities than finishing tweets, like building walls and denying people basic rights, so he simply had to use the uncommon word covfefe.
"What is the answer to this equation?"

"It's... covfefe!"

"I was just talking to uh... covfefe"

"I need a cup of covfefe"
by Newtronian June 2, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

The FLOTUS covfefed Pres. Trump when she entered the room, causing him to misspel a word while tweeting.
by iMatas May 31, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

"Covfefe" is the nagging itch one gets, often appearing in an important persons ass crack, sometimes extending to the crotch creases, which one gets when said important person puts on enough weight so that they can no longer care for their own basic bodily needs by themselves.
Person 1 says: "Hey, is it me or is President Trump's golf game going south lately?"
Person 2 says: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard from an unnamed source that several world leaders say they heard he suffers from Covfefe and an another unnamed W.H. staff member is helping to 'clean up the dirt', if you know what I mean..."
by Gpod52 May 31, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

covfefe

A portmanteau of "coverage" referring to press coverage and "fefe" referring to a made up jury-rigged device that prisoners make to masturbate. In context, it is used to suggest that the press are creating their "coverage" from discarded tidbits as a form of mental masturbation.
by MODRON June 1, 2017
mugGet the covfefemug.

covfefe

trump: oh SataN, i NeEdS tO spItS oUt OnE oF ThEm SpIcEr'S mEmE.
satan: kay, just stop typing wierd/
TrUMp: No, I nEEDS THem SpICy memes. i neED That press covfefe!
lightbulb suddenly shines
satan: there you go
TRRRRRRUmPPP: tesb eht er' uoy natas sknahT
when you need a new meme about yourself, you sh*t out new memes like f*cking covfefe.

americas screwed. the f*cking world is screwed

besides Canada
by tadashi fukushimatadt June 1, 2017
mugGet the covfefemug.

Covfefe

After poking themself while putting on their safety pin, the covfefe started to cry, blamed it on Donald Trump and ran to the nearest safe space to color.
by giantsfan0330 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

Code word from Trump to Putin which translates "Please give me more time before releasing the tape of male whores peeing on me"
"Mr president, in case you forgot, the code word for more time with Putin is COVFEFE"

"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
by Ben WackinIt May 31, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

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