Covfefe

"Covfefe" is the nagging itch one gets, often appearing in an important persons ass crack, sometimes extending to the crotch creases, which one gets when said important person puts on enough weight so that they can no longer care for their own basic bodily needs by themselves.
Person 1 says: "Hey, is it me or is President Trump's golf game going south lately?"
Person 2 says: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard from an unnamed source that several world leaders say they heard he suffers from Covfefe and an another unnamed W.H. staff member is helping to 'clean up the dirt', if you know what I mean..."
by Gpod52 June 01, 2017
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Twittering and musturbeting at the same time.
Donald like to covfefe late at night while wife is sleeping.
by Rajabalak July 19, 2017
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The act of pioneering/discovering something amazing in everyday life, that ultimately benefits mankind

Originated from Christopher Covfefe, the gentleman that discovered Castoreum, a sweet substance extracted from a gland located near a Beaver's anus to substitute the flavour of Vanilla.
Despite the constant negative press, Covfefe is an economical way of getting that sweet Vanilla taste and scent without all the hassle and time. What a world of wonder we live in
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A word in a tweet Donald Trump made regarding the constant negative press.

The actual drink is made from roasted "constant negative press" and is enjoyed by Professional Fidget Spinner Atheletes across the world.
"Dispite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald J Trump
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The FLOTUS covfefed Pres. Trump when she entered the room, causing him to misspel a word while tweeting.
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After poking themself while putting on their safety pin, the covfefe started to cry, blamed it on Donald Trump and ran to the nearest safe space to color.
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