Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

deep dish cover

When you can tell somebody was or is working for a spy agency so badly you can smell the cheese dripping off of them. And they're likely part of a pedo ring
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She's smell like havonaro cheese on mouldy tomato sauce, deep dish cover, am I right?

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 8, 2025

Cover You In Honey

The Bees Can't

If You Cover You In Honey Then, The Bees Are Unable To Can.

by Graigue April 24, 2024

Coverment

This is what conspiracy theorists call the government due to all of their claims and cover ups.

I didn’t watch this weekends aurora borealis because it was clearly a fabricated light show designed by the coverment.

by Amy Lane 2 May 13, 2024

monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop

monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks

by anonymous May 22, 2024

Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.

Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

naked woman covering with objects

when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts

naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something

she grabs a thing

naked woman: phew!

it falls off

naked woman: oh no....

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024