Cover the cushions

When nature, by way of a chilling breeze or sudden rainfall, makes you realize your genitals are exposed.

Brrrr...I've gotta cover the cushions!

by Rod Peters November 4, 2025

Chocolate covered mustang

when a Latin female has a nice ass and body but and ugly face.

Hey G! Look at that chocolate covered mustang at 5 o’clock!

by Kaystorm16 November 10, 2025

Cover You In Honey

The Bees Can't

If You Cover You In Honey Then, The Bees Are Unable To Can.

by Graigue April 24, 2024

Coverment

This is what conspiracy theorists call the government due to all of their claims and cover ups.

I didn’t watch this weekends aurora borealis because it was clearly a fabricated light show designed by the coverment.

by Amy Lane 2 May 13, 2024

monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop

monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks

by anonymous May 22, 2024

Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.

Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

naked woman covering with objects

when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts

naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something

she grabs a thing

naked woman: phew!

it falls off

naked woman: oh no....

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024