Confidential Dobey

A person who informs you a situation happened, but will not go into detail due to fear of losing their job and frequently states “it’s an ongoing investigation”. Also hates anyone of darker complexion than himself.

Intentionally trains new dispatchers to be shitty to make theirselves look better.

Guy: Hey, what happened with that case you told us about earlier?
Dispatcher: Can’t talk about it. It’s under investigation.

Guy:Quit being a Confidential DOBEY!

by Gabatronix December 22, 2020

Coffin/⚰️

When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.

“Dude chill you’re about to get a Coffin/⚰️“

by SamTheSagGod December 28, 2020

Coffizx

THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I WOULD KILL EVERYONE FOR HER I LOBE YOU😟😟❤️❤️

Your not friends with coffizx? Damn you must be boring and sad

by anonymous March 18, 2021

Confictionary

Someone with a bad background in life

Yeah, his life is now a confiction

Your life is now a confictionary

by Fanticrabbit April 7, 2021

coffining

A msn that needs to fuck my Pussy and get me pregnant,he never misses ever

Coffining is the definition of daddy

by Coffiningisdaddy April 11, 2021

Configure

To coordinate plans with or check in with, usually with one or more people you are familiar with.

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go out tonight?
Person 2: I'll let you know. After work when I get home, I need to configure with my girlfriend and then I'll hit you up.

by Just another tech guy June 11, 2021

confichub

A perfectly proportioned plus size individual who can rock revealwear.

Oh my gawd did you see how confichub Becky was in her revealwear?

by Mama Baker June 15, 2021