constibaited

when your friends have to convince you to go to a party or event, and upon arrival you find that the party is uncomfortably packed

What the hell, Dustin! I told you I didn't want to come. This place is packed! I've been constibaited!

by sawdo January 27, 2010

Constifarted

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

constibacon

The extremely sated and stuffed feeling one gets after consuming too much pork.

Last night's BBQ gave me such constibacon I haven't eaten since, and it's been twenty hours!

by Ironballs June 1, 2014

Constitute

Constantinople + prostitute; a Turkish prostitute.

"Dang, that constitute was cray."

by T-Swig October 9, 2016

constify

To constantly do something, like constantly watching anime all day instead of going outside and enjoying the beautiful sunshine.
What a depressed introvert.

i'm constify thinking of a sentence

by DaRealKey April 12, 2019

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010

ultra-constitutional

Ultra constitutional guarantees is an eftekasa from Dr. Mohamed Elbrade3i. Elbrade3i knows for fact that he has no chance of becoming president of Egypt after Jan 25th revolution, so he's trying to make as many eftekasats as he can so he can become something. All his eftekasats are against the majority. Many people see Elbrada3i as idol, so they believe every word he says.. Idiots Huh?..

But 3and omo ya Adham

We need ultra-constitutional guarantees, to guarantee freedom and democracy

by Wa7ed Maf2o3 November 13, 2011