confirmation bientist

A person who thinks they are good at optimizing their electronics, computers and other equipment, but suffer severely from confirmation bias. Bientists "buy into" ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. Rather than doing any verifiable research or empirical experimentation, they base their techniques on correlations, isolated incidents and things they read once on a forum, usually posted by other bientists. If a confirmation bientists finds another confirmation bientist with the same ideas, their ignorance is locked in for life. See also: bientist.

Any confirmation bientist will tell you that disabling all the services in Microsoft Windows and turning off automatic updates will make everything run better and faster with minimal internet lag.

by sinistlor November 13, 2009

Connor Roth

A drunken asshole who poops a lot.

He's such a connor roth

by huricanedicksmasher February 11, 2013

connor knight

A sexy beast that will be scared by a ghost eating toast halfway up a lamp post but all the girls still want him

Oh he's a real Connor knight

by Nipple licking fun December 23, 2013

Connor scully

Connor Scullies are an animal native to madagascar. They love having a wank every second of every hour of every day. Even though their dicks are microscopic they still some how manage to get laid by other Connor Scullies. In madagascar Connor scullys are considered a cuisine and are eaten by many of the local tribes. Scientists can't measure their intelligence. The scale won't go that low.

what has a Connor Scully have that you don't have?

Do you want it Alphabeticaly?

Wow thats the size of a Connor Scully

by The urban Scientist September 16, 2014

connor ditchburn

utter fucking dickhead

connor ditchburn is a dickhead

by 010201234 April 20, 2015

Connor

Connor is good-hearted, energetic, charismatic, quick witted, friendly, enjoys sports, and loves dogs and is kind to all animals. Will have rugged good looks and a chiseled frame. Loyal to his friends, loves his family, a great big brother and a kind little brother. Loves helping others, and it brings him great joy to do so. Will have a knack for business, especially sales.

Not only is that guy gorgeous, but he's our top sales agent. He's such a Connor!

by Beachgirl99 June 18, 2017

Connor

Connor is an egotistical douchebag who blames other people for problems he creates. Connor flirts with others while in a relationship. Don’t talk to Connors

Stop being a Connor

I want to slap the shit out of Connor

by gettfoutofhere January 22, 2018