Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Comos

Fatty who won't join PS4 party. Licks milk off Skatey floor and likes 50p oranges.

Comos is proper fatty. He wont join PS4 party

by Uncle Lumbago February 14, 2019

here comes the sun

here comes the sun is when you are in hiroshima and you sudenly see a near sun

john: nice weather

mat: here comes the sun

john and mat are dead ):

by thesegsyrock March 7, 2022

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

Here Comes The Boom

A phrase made that was first used and was made famous by The Neggas Clan.

(The Neggas Clan) Flash2:Here comes the boom@@@@

by Always My Fault July 23, 2009

bmw e46 compact

A piece of shit ugly car usually bought by people who want to brag about owning a bmw

“Wow look at this retard driving his bmw e46 compact thinking he’s impressing people lmao”

by IsYaBoiSteliosss November 20, 2021

enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.

Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)

by teh_cactus July 2, 2006