Colon Contraction

When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.

I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.

by BT 2 September 1, 2009

Colon Tickle

Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.

Other definitions include...

"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"

"Just the tip, for boys"

"Backdoor Pony Express"

"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"

by Boooose February 26, 2010

cologne zone

The radius from which an individual's cologne or perfume can be detected. Ideally,this radius should be less than two feet,however,in the case of teenage boys and slutty women,this radius cane be 30-40 feet or more.

If Jr. has a date tonight,I must make an effort to stay outside of his cologne zone.

by wolfbait51 November 6, 2011

Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012

Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.

Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.

by slick slappy January 12, 2015

Colombian Body Shot

A body shot with a more latin sexual twist...

Lick salt off her inner thigh, shoot tequila out of her navel, blow a line off of her tits, and suck a lime out of her mouth

She gets so wet as I work my way up her body while doing a Colombian body shot....I get to do tequila & blow. Win win all around

by Jholmes54 February 19, 2015

coloffal

1) An event or happening that is so screwed up it can only be defined as colossally awful.

2) A complete and total shit show

When the fryolator at work caught on fire, that was a giant coloffal

by Stinkie J April 5, 2016