Coffee Grind

When someone rubs or grinds their ass crack on someone or something leaving behind a coffee colored stain that smells and tastes like feces.

I took Will's hat in the bathroom and coffee grinded it. Now it smells like my ass!

by Xo'clock November 10, 2009

coffee slut

When you are NOT loyal to anyone or any place that serves up coffee.

"She is such a coffee slut, she even gets her coffee from 7-eleven."

by studio61 January 24, 2008

coffee rape

What happens to your stomach when you have your morning coffee.

"That morning coffee raped my stomach and I had the biggest BM ever!"

by Greg McMuffin June 05, 2009

Black coffee

A form of coffee made from coffee beans without sweetener but with a dash of sophistication

Bob: Wow, you drink black coffee?
Jacob: Yes, this black coffee makes me feel rather sophisticated.

by SheSaidShoot April 10, 2016

Coffee bomb

The giant shit you take after your first or second cup of coffee in the morning.

Employee: Hey, Boss, I gotta go drop a coffee bomb; that last cup of java is beginning to cause a storm in my stomach.

by elstrongo March 06, 2017

coffee shaker

means that a person is basically a fucking wanker!

"Ya knw what mate u are a Fucking Coffee Shaker!"

by hutch and caff October 06, 2005

Black Coffee

A symbol of Hate/Dislike.

Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?

DAN.
Oh. *runs away*

by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 29, 2018