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clustomer

A difficult customer; one whose actions or reactions to price, organization or just reality in general makes planning and execution infuriatingly difficult. That is, a cluster-fuck generating client. Also most interior decorators.
We could have done this six-week remodel in two weeks if we'd had a regular guy instead of this friggin' clustomer.

Massive cleanup on Aisle 6 -- clustomer at work!
by masta grammastafarian February 28, 2013
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Clusty

www.clusty.com

An internet based search engine which is often promoted by computer experts for its speed, reliability, and level of service. While it is not necessarily as graphically attractive as some of the other search engines, it performs its job much better though this can be argued than most search engines currently in existence.

To simplify, the difference between Clusty and <random search engine> is the same as the difference between Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox. Nuff said.
"As opposed to Goggle, Clusty has no cookies which expire after 35 years."
by Walex December 1, 2004
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clusterfuck

my clusterfuck melted!
by Fo Sizzler November 20, 2009
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clusterfuck

when people go in a room with a bunch of people and clusterfuck.
by Jempus December 4, 2009
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Cluster Fuck

This is used in medicine by doctors in training (residents) especially ER residents which means too many patients hit the door at the same time. You get fucked when theres a total piece of shit patient (such as a crack head with a gunshot wound) because they suck up a lot of time. You get clusterfucked when several crackheads shoot eachother and instead of doing the world a favor come into the ER for blood transfusions etc that will unfortuantely save their lives.
Yeah I was about to discharge this sorority hottie and go home when I got totally Cluster Fucked by 4 bangers with multiple GSW to the chest.
by Drdavidcalling December 17, 2006
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Clussy

A term referring to a clown (particularly cartoons) that look sexually appealing
That clown off of Ace Attorney bout to give me that clussy if ya know what I'm sayin 🤡🍆🍩
by Brits love their tea June 30, 2022
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Cluster Fuck

When something really small becomes something really huge or big. The product of this is a cluster fuck.
I had a small stain on my shirt, a little dot sized stain. I tried to rub it out and it turned into a huge cluster fuck of a stain.
by Ste-V Ray March 11, 2008
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