clown foot

A person who has big feet and or very clumbsy.

Look at that clown foot!
Hey, clown foot, is it your first day with your new feet?

by Jeff Ries March 19, 2007

clown bag

A person who overcompensates in a professional environment.

That art director is a clown bag.

by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009

clown the rice

To mess up badly. An unsuccessful attempt.

I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

clown hat

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.

The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.

by elspicyjack June 18, 2009

clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.

Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.

by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011

Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...

My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...

by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011

Clowdy

The perfect level of classiness and rowdiness generated at any given affair. A faultless clowdy occasion is hard to achieve as people are often one of following:
Too classy: restricting fun; these people look good but are usually boring.

Too rowdy: causing an unwanted amount of hype, these people are often seen as obnoxious and annoying.

Yolanda is clowds she took her parents out to eat for their anniversary and then came out and did body shots all night long!

Shakira's Waka Waka music video is way clowdy!

National Caramel Custard Day, time to celebrate, we is gonna get so clowdy tonight!

by chriscur October 9, 2013