IMANI Clause

A clause by which the standard of borrowing includes a requirement of monetary reinbursement; a permission to alter or change the content of exchange in an agreement of borrowing, allowing a fee to be charged as an obligation. Misuse of this clause can result in the diminishing of rights to obtain reimbursment and is considered "lame" or inappropriate.

Since I let you borrow my word, you have to pay me $10 everytime you use it, it says so in the IMANI Clause

by D Major October 13, 2010

Santa Claustrophobia

Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.

Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

by Mothmaker December 5, 2012

Happy Claus

A pedophile santa claus that does bad things in the night

Hello {KID, Ho Ho Ho! I am Happy Claus

by mandaoaskslakdls December 8, 2012

Santa Clause

When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win

Gino was so deep he be looking like Santa Clause

by Vaj Guru March 12, 2015

Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."

Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.

by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016

emilio claus

Emilio doesn't give a shit.

Emilio Claus

by TheLegend3072 January 3, 2017

anal claustrophobia

Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration

Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"

by skrrtskrrtxxx6969696969 April 20, 2017