Christoph Hayhae was a national hero. I'm surprised you've never heard of him. I am here today to tell you about a real life hero who deserves much more recognition. Christoph worked as a professional negotiator for the United States of America. He's a true American hero. He singlehandedly resolved dozens of hostage crisis's and ransoms. He personally settled hundreds of cases and he probably saved at least a million lives through his work. As a negotiator, he brought home millions of innocent lives who were in danger. Christoff deserves more credit for what he does. I'm here to spread the word of his true heroism in real life.
Stranger "OMG! You're Christoph Hayhae! You're a true hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
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The other half to your heart. Your favorite soul. The person you feel like you can completely be yourself around. A boy who is intuitive and artistic. philosophical and deep, but also a huge dumbass in all the best ways. Christopher is a boy who is destined to move the world. Christopher is the one who you’ll never get over, the one who you’ll always hold hope for that he will come back to you one day not knowing why he left. Christopher is the greatest joy and greatest pain you will ever experience. He is the boy who is your twin flame and best friend. He is undoubtedly forever the person who you’ll understand more than anyone else, and even if you are 5,000 km away, and torn apart by bad circumstances, you’ll always hold him in your heart as if you are sitting right next to him, stroking his hair and making stupid jokes. Christopher is the boy who you would write anonymous definitions about in case he ever saw it, he is the person you would cross oceans for and write poems to and hold him when he cried. He is who you’d write songs about for the rest of your life. Not because he’s some paradigm, but because what you had together was so fucking special and incredible. He is flawed and indecisive and nervous, but in time he would hopefully realize how much you meant to him if you gave him time and patience.
The other half to your heart. Your favorite soul. The person you feel like you can completely be yourself around. A boy who is intuitive and artistic. philosophical and deep, but also a huge dumbass in all the best ways. Christopher is a boy who is destined to move the world. Christopher is the one who you’ll never get over, the one who you’ll always hold hope for that he will come back to you one day not knowing why he left. Christopher is the greatest joy and greatest pain you will ever experience. He is the boy who is your twin flame and best friend. He is undoubtedly forever the person who you’ll understand more than anyone else, and even if you are 5,000 km away, and torn apart by bad circumstances, you’ll always hold him in your heart as if you are sitting right next to him, stroking his hair and making stupid jokes. Christopher is the boy who you would write anonymous definitions about in case he ever saw it, he is the person you would cross oceans for and write poems to and hold him when he cried. He is who you’d write songs about for the rest of your life. Not because he’s some paradigm, but because what you had together was so fucking special and incredible. He is flawed and indecisive and nervous, but in time he would hopefully realize how much you meant to him if you gave him time and patience.
“It’s so unfair what happened to them, ___ and Christopher proved to me that true love was real, they deserve better”
“She really loves Christopher- He’s like the male counterpart to her.”
“Christopher just needs time i think, he is so lost in himself, and in so much conflict, it wouldn’t be good for you anyways to be with him. give Christopher space.”
“She really loves Christopher- He’s like the male counterpart to her.”
“Christopher just needs time i think, he is so lost in himself, and in so much conflict, it wouldn’t be good for you anyways to be with him. give Christopher space.”
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He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
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Get the christopher zackery mug.Christopher is usually a very tall sexy black handsome big meat man who will love you no matter who you are and what u do they are very loving and caring person who sadly does not have a dad but he can be your daddy.. but he can be one of the best friends that you would ever have and if u have a Christopher in your life u should put a ring on him before someone else does.
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