by Tion The One February 1, 2004
Get the holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleedmug. to be christed means to take the drug which make you dead and then to take the anti drug that Christ gives you in order to come back from the dead. The PURPLE. Fantastic! Dr. David Ammon Hillman
by Melenkurion Abatha July 18, 2024
Get the Christedmug. a holy man who shredded for our sins with his skate board, all while listening to to Even Flow by Pearl Jam.
by prevailthebride November 30, 2023
Get the steezus christmug. Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.
Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man
by bingula June 17, 2023
Get the Cheesus Christmug. He is the savior of the world. He washed the sins away from everybody, but many don't want to receive His gift. Many want to live in their sin, but there is hope. You have to trust in The Lord Jesus, and you will be saved. Jesus died on the cross, was buried, and rose again 3 days later. Many people on this Earth will reject you, but not Jesus. The Lord Jesus will never leave you; He will never abandon you, but many abandon Him. People turn their backs on God because they love to live in sin. Even some people who claim to "Christians" live in sin. There is no such thing as a true Christian going to Hell. So, whoever is reading this, give God a chance. Humbly seek God, and you will find. May God be with you all. Amen.
Deuteronomy 4:29
"But from there you will seek the Lord your God, and you will find Him if you search for Him with all your heart and all your soul."
Deuteronomy 4:29
"But from there you will seek the Lord your God, and you will find Him if you search for Him with all your heart and all your soul."
by GioTheChristian July 30, 2022
Get the Christ the Sonmug. by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021
Get the Anti Christmug. its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself
by sexypogger November 1, 2020
Get the jizzus christmug.