Man-chip

A coin like currency used by men to buy freedom from their significant other. 3 are issued upon marriage and once presented to the wife from "the man" all arguments cease immedietly and the man auto-wins his case.

Man: Honey, Gene and Randy want to go hunting this weekend.
Wife: I don't think so, we have a baby shower to........
(Man slams man-chip on table)
Man: I'm going hunting!

by Spm16 April 28, 2011

lords chips

Did he not tell you they were the lords chips....

The Lords Chips are holy in the way of a ninja masturbating in a corner but in Japanese shrine. Also may refer to a man who has grieved over the loss of his beloved left testicle.

by Peter's Dick Pencil December 1, 2016

Skimpy on the chips

A phrase meaning uncool, retarded,or lame. Created when choco chip ice cream had hardly any chips in it. Used when something is annoying you or someone is getting on your case.

"Dude, you're gettin' all skimpy on the chips on me." or "That's skimpy on the chips."

by Seany Fizz July 15, 2006

Barbacue Chip

When a woman gives an old, blood, crusty tampon to a man so he can eat it.

Sue gave Jim her barbacue chips last nite and he ate it up.

by wordnerd123 June 20, 2009

chip tooth

messed up grill aka teeth

"look at that chiptooth fag"

by Cheryl September 25, 2003

chip eater

Common person, usually resident in one of the lesser-developed cities (such as Liverpool) and more specifically on a council estate (the UK’s version of “da projects”), who likes to eat chips for/with every meal. Typically they will wear extremely tacky looking gold jewellery and fake Burberry clothing. They have very little or no education, nor do they have any recognisable communication skills. They blow most of the government's generous scum-allowance on the day they receive it, on scratchcards and then in the pub, then subsist on Bensons and food from the chippy for the rest of the month. Consequently they are malnourished and have weeping sores on their faces. Generally criminal, and frankly unlikely to ever contribute anything to society. Since conscription is unlikely they aren't even good for absorbing bullets fired by johnny-foreigner, and so serve no purpose and should be ethnically clensed. They feel no remorse in procreating way beyond their financial means. Moreover, if they find themselves to some level of pecuniary advantage, they feel obliged to screw this up by dropping a sprog at the earliest opportunity.

Me: Hey! You sir! Why are you eating chips so early in the morning?
Chip Eater: Just got da fookin dole an' am from fookin Toxteth.

by Sean Adanby January 13, 2004

chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by MsSvelte April 11, 2003