a child called it

when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.

Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.

Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.

by joshfogartys June 28, 2010

Zoom calls

A good way to play Among us instead of doing your schoolwork.

Guy 1: Are you actually doing your work while on the zoom calls?
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I'm killing all these noobs which tries to do med-scan!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 20, 2020

maiden call

The first call made with a telecommunication device. The call is usually made to someone of personal importance or if the device was a gift, the person who gave the gift.

Term first used in Seinfeld the episode of The Outing.

Jerry: I got a dial-tone! Ok, this is the maiden call.
Kramer: Wait, wait I want to get the first call.

by Jesadrperez January 17, 2009

hoeing calls

The act of silencing your cell phone and not answering the call/sending the call to voicemail after you have inspected who is calling.

Tracey has been hoeing calls from me all day.

by FU Cingular June 30, 2007

call hell

The time when someone was "supposed" to call, up until the point you: 1. get over it and realize you've been blown off or 2. actually get the phone call.

I'm in call-hell, Tyler said he'd call Monday and it's now Wednesday.

by Lola July 14, 2004

finger called

when you accidentally call someone from an Apple iPhone (or any other touch screen phone) by sliding you finger across the screen of the phone and selecting someone to call without noticing; synonym of pocket calling.

"Dude, I finger called you before i blocked my phone. Sorry"

by anonimatus unanimus January 7, 2010

Calling coal

When you have no understanding of the subject of conversation and feel you could not be involved. You would call coal.

Bob and Rob are talking incessantly about computers, after 30 minutes of understanding nothing Chris says " I don't get any of this, I'm calling coal"

by Big caboose June 29, 2014