Cat

An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.

And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.

...And also make him a little shit at times.

...And also make him really lovable despite that.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2020

Cat

Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.

“Hey dude I heard you got a cat!”
“Yeah dude. Come look”
“Aww it’s so cute- AAAAAAA”

by the coolest of the cool kid July 21, 2020

Cat

the devil under the furry coat

um... there's a cat?

by Blackwolf_MEOW August 2, 2020

Cat

A demon

"FASTER" Person A yelled
"IM TRYING!" Person B yelled right after, panting. In a moment of shock person B lost his footing. "PERSON B!"

"It's too late, go without me-" Person B was cut off as the cat slit his throat.

by ABoredWeeb September 2, 2020

Cat

Dog

Farmer: go get the cat

by Yes I’m lesbian September 9, 2020

Cat

A cute yet scary little ninja with blades in it paws, a jump that could reach the clouds, silent paws, and a sharp bite, if you arent careful they'll kill you, or they are sweet creatures who sleep all day

Joe: Oww your cat just bit me

Me: Joe, you didnt share your food its going to slaughter you

by your local girlfriend October 8, 2020

Cat

A Cute Little Fucker™ that will claw your eyes out for no reason, but you live it anyways

Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.

Person2: I don't, It owns me.

Person1: Can I pet it?

Person1 got scratched because fuck you

by GodteirCats October 10, 2020