Zipper Burn

Where you get an erection while wearing pants.

"Your mom is hot, so she gave me a zipper burn."

by Orexio January 21, 2016

Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

by Breast Thong November 9, 2012

Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.

Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.

by Suboomafoo January 7, 2019

warranty burn

When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.

Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn.

by Loochness September 4, 2013

Burning Blow

When you shove a penis so far down your throat, you can feel the stomach acid.

The tip of my dick is burned off now because she gave me a burning blow!

by Pablo Andreas May 17, 2013

Trim Burn

After fuckin so much your dick starts to burn when contacted.

I banged so many college girls last weekend i woke up with Trim Burn

by Drew94l August 3, 2010

burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).

"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"

by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007