Burger Van

A Burger Van is usually a person who cannot drive. Citizen is a resident in Dutch, he or she is a member of the Netherlands Member State.

Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.

"Have you seen that Burger Van hit the police"

"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"

"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"

by teleurgesteld January 31, 2021

Tar burger

What builders look like they are making when they are actually making tar for putting on roof tops. This is because if you didn't know what they were actually doing it would look like they were having a barbeque.

Person 1: "I swear that those builders are not paid to cook burgers!"

Person 2: "No their not, idiot. they're just making tar"

Person 1: "Tar burgers?"

Person 2: "No."

by dfa347 March 4, 2009

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Chest burger

Obscene overgrown chest hair

Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

Spam-Burger

Another phrase for total, useless spam. Usually found in large popular forums. Bad for one's health.

Miss: That horrid mess that is filling my computer screen??
Bob: That would be Spam-Burgers Miss. Watch out, they're loaded with cholesterol.

by Rain and Blithe March 17, 2009

king burger

A parody if Burger King used on MADtv.

Have you heard that Bon Qui Qui got a job at King Burger?

by Emem August 15, 2014

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019