Blown

The most softest, non offensive way to say 'farted'- it's even more softcore than 'trump'.

Person A *sniff-sniff* "ugh, that stinks, have you blown?"
Person B "No, I 'farted', grow up, you're not 3"

by paggywaggygumdrops November 14, 2025

glass-blown

lame or sketchy, can refer to any noun

That restaurant was so glass-blown... the food sucked and they didn't even have real silverwear.

That girl is so obsessed with him that she offered to pay for his ticket. That is so glass-blown.

by Amanda October 12, 2003

Upper Blowhardia

Upper Blowhardia: a new region near Berzerkistan inhabited by creatures known as Trumps, Becks and Limbaughs.

We don't take what he says seriously because he's from Upper Blowhardia and can't help himself.

by dchendo June 11, 2011

Full Blown Dummy

A male or female that lacks intelligence and is used primarily in sexual acts. The individual has the equivalent intelligence and use of a blow up doll.

That girl was a full blown dummy.

by Wrensch October 16, 2012

Budapest Blowdart

"When you are getting close to orgasm from a blowjob, you pull your cock out of her mouth & put it up to her nostril & cum in her nose."

I just sent Sara a Budapest Blowdart.

by Swing! January 9, 2015

Full-Blown Girlfriend

The act of dating someone seriously and not dating someone else.
It often metastases to Full-Blown Fiance and in some rare cases, Full-Blown Spouse.

Russ: "She thought you were hitting on her"
Shannon: "No, I wasn't, I have full-blown girlfriend"

by yoomaamaaaa! October 5, 2016

Crusty Blowback

When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.

"Hey man you still got that cold?"

"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "

OR

"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"

by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017