The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.
Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...
Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
by infernlmagician February 4, 2009
Get the Beethoven Masturbation mug.A girl (or even a guy) who is in your circle of friends that shows up to the bar with her hair wet, has flip flops on, and is part of the friends group because she is the plain one who is there to take pictures of the other girls. She scrolls through Instagram looking for "cute" ideas of how to take pictures of her friends for Instagram.
If you don't think you have a "Beth" in your group of friends then you are the Beth.
Origin: This name meaning was given by some comedian that is a writer for the Jim Jefferies show. His name was forgotten but his definition of the name Beth will live on.
If you don't think you have a "Beth" in your group of friends then you are the Beth.
Origin: This name meaning was given by some comedian that is a writer for the Jim Jefferies show. His name was forgotten but his definition of the name Beth will live on.
Hey Beth can you take a pic of us?
Look at Beth over there scrolling insta....
Oh my God Beth! I have a double chin in that photo.
Look at Beth over there scrolling insta....
Oh my God Beth! I have a double chin in that photo.
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When your mother or someone like your mother masturbates a friend of yours using the anti-splash method.
by Coulers January 21, 2017
Get the aunty beth mug.a multi-player card game where there are 9 cards in a square face up. The dealer holds the cards and chooses another player. This player must guess whether a card is higher or lower than any of the 9 face up on the pile. To be able to pass on to another player, you must guess 3 correct. You may choose to keep playing or pass to another player in which case you become the dealer. If you guess wrong you must drink the number of cards in the that pile (if there is an 8 and you guess 'higher' and the card played is an 8, that's a loss).
When all the cards are dealt out the current dealer chooses a row of 3 piles (in either direction)to "clear." Shuffle and these are now the dealer's cards. Continue until dealer's cards are finished and clear another row leaving only 3 piles to choose from on the table.
*When playing with Hardcore rules, after dealer's cards are done, take away one pile until there is only 1 pile to finish the game with, loser will end up drinking 52 seconds if the last card is guessed incorrectly.
When all the cards are dealt out the current dealer chooses a row of 3 piles (in either direction)to "clear." Shuffle and these are now the dealer's cards. Continue until dealer's cards are finished and clear another row leaving only 3 piles to choose from on the table.
*When playing with Hardcore rules, after dealer's cards are done, take away one pile until there is only 1 pile to finish the game with, loser will end up drinking 52 seconds if the last card is guessed incorrectly.
Jean Louis always wants to play Beth-Is-A-Whore when (and after) we are at Charlie Browns drinking $2 pints (or $1.50 margaritas).
by Beth-is-a-whore July 3, 2007
Get the Beth-Is-A-Whore mug.Bethan is a name given to the slash relationship between Ben Romans and Ethan Mentzer, both of whom are members of a power-pop band, The Click Five.
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