only when i’m breathing

when someone misses another person a lot/ all the time

person 1: do you miss her?
person 2: only when i’m breathing

by scjohnson June 20, 2022

alaskan fire breathing dragon

Having anal sex with a grandma named Luke in a long jon silver freezer

I just gave your grandma and alaskan fire breathing dragon

by koijuh February 20, 2024

Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike

KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)

by Envitish May 5, 2022

The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

what I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

Beating Those

When sexual acts are semi-violent. Ruff sex. Most likely done during "Doggy Style" Sex.

Man Dirty Jose was totally beating those last night. Your mom broke in half.

by Jose Torres May 30, 2006