Dude Man Bear Pig

This is urban slang. You may have heard of "dude" and "man" and "bro" and most recently, you will hear kids saying them all together now. "Hey dude man bro!"

Well the kids are now saying "Dude man bear pig" as a greeting. This was adopted from the episode of the television show "South-Park" where Al Gore hunts a "man-bear-pig"

So this is a greeting. I believe it originated in the very trendy "Dirty Den" of Meriden CT.

Mike: Hey dude man bear pig, whats going on?
Johnny: Eh, not too much, boutta sop some tang tonight
Mike: Nice breh, give the ol' in out for me.

by CHALK111 April 18, 2010

bear calvary

A calvary composed of bears, which cannot be beaten.

If confronted, be prepared for rapage.

Person 1: Look at all those bears coming towards us!
Person 2: Dear God... it's the bear calvary.
Person 3: OSHI-

by BrettyB May 10, 2008

bearanoia

Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, (bearnoia) simply means, really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.

Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.

by ll graham August 5, 2007

dookie bear

to shit on a sleeping old man. so that he wakes up very angry.

I was pissed at grandpa. So I gave him the dookie bear, while he was snoring on the couch.

by sheefan amadeus January 9, 2006

Struggle Bear

A person or animal that either struggles to do something, fails epic-ally, is clumsy, or tries repeatedly to do something and hurts him/herself in the process.

Chevy Chase is a HUGE Struggle Bear in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

by Struggle Bear lovr January 19, 2012

Comb your beard

Slang for “Calm down”, usually used in Ebonics.

Charles: OMG WHY DID YOU WALK OUT OF THE ROOM?
Dwayne: Comb your beard mutha fucka, I was hungry!

by Kevin16 September 28, 2006

pander bear

A candidate running for political office who shamelessly attempts to lure in votes by making patronizing and empty concessions and shows of support for particular special interests.

Observer 1: OMG did you see how John McCain has started hanging out with that crazy guy who runs a megachurch in Georgia to try to get the evangelical vote?

Observer 2: yeah, what a Pander Bear.

by chrlz qr March 24, 2008