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Bill Gates 

Shameless rich bastard who stole or copied everything Microsoft has ever produced. From MS-DOS to Windows Vista and all Office products, ideas have been either stolen (in the case of MS-DOS) or copied. MS-DOS was stolen from the person who created it. Windows is a copy of Apples original idea of a graphical interface. Word is a copy of the original idea of Word Perfect. Excel is a copy of the original idea of Lotus. The list is endless. His only original idea was to bundle all of these programs together so that no other programs would work on his systems allowing him to crush and dominate the PC market. He also succeeded in making his systems so tedious and bloated with useless code that the systems have a propensity to crash, hang-up, quit working or display an error screen.
All of you people who deify this man are grossly misled by Gates and his army of minions. He is a rich liberal asshole who supports socialism for all but him and his "select" buddies who will dictate policy for what is "good" for the every day guy and gal. Ever wonder why PC's and laptops are so expensive. Ask Bill Gates. The one and only reason is because his company is the biggest monopoly ever conceived by man in the history of the universe. I really get a kick out of you people drooling over his philanthropy. As if that makes up for his stealing, forging and grotesque crookery. Oh Bill Gates is so cool and so great, he gives money to cool little socialist organizations. He is the greatest ever! Get a life a**holes and get a grip on reality. He is no better than a crackhead doing a B&E.
I am going to pull a Bill Gates and steal someones idea and go on to stifle all competition and extract obscene amounts of money from my army of mind-numbed minions!
Bill Gates by Clivefan January 6, 2008
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Bill Clinton 

the act of getting fallatio (a blow job) in a forbidden place.
I got a Bill Clinton on the school balcony.
Bill Clinton got a Bill Clinton in the Oval Office from Monica Lewinsky, and now that guff slut, butchi has her own T.V. show.

My friend got a Bill Clinton in the plan bathroom, and is now a part of the Mile High club.
Bill Clinton by Kevin Clowser April 22, 2003

Bill Frist 

This millennia's Perpetual Poster Boy for birth control, incest, congenital mental impairment, miscegnation, sexual debauchery, beastaltiy and animal cruelty.
Also: He is the Incredible Christ Appointed Doctor who was able to determine that Terri Schiavo was responding to visual stimuli simply by watching a video of her for a whole hour! When Miss Shiavo finally did pass-away, her autopsy revealed there was no way she could have been responding to visual stimuli. She was blind.
Be sure to read Bill Frist's self-published genealogy "Assholes beget assholes"...uh, I mean "Good people beget good people."
Bill Frist by Carl J. Maltese December 6, 2007

Bill Gates 

Was not the inventor or creator of windows. he actually tricked some other guy into selling DOS to him dirt cheap, and ended up making millions off of it.
MY name is Bill Gates, and I am not creative, neither is microsoft. We steal our ideas.
Bill Gates by Wowdizzle June 11, 2006

bill gates 

Creator of the worst operating system know to mankind, Microsoft Windows. He is also responsible for being the head of the company with the worlds worst customer support. Other horrible products by his company consist of Zune, Windows Vista; XP; ME; 2000; and 95, etc. He gives money to charity to hide his true face as an evil man who forces the every company and person in America to use their products only due to the fact that he has overwhelming amounts of practically stolen money that allows him to advertise more than the actually stable operating systems.
bill gates by mike post April 24, 2008

bill gates 

Openings in fences (gates) where you go to settle debts (bills).
Mark: "Oh shit!!! I need to pay off my credit card debt, but all my money is in these damned Sacajawea coins!"
Tim: "Don't sweat it, man. Sacajaweas are as good as real money over there at the bill gates."
bill gates by Nick D February 2, 2006

Bill Clinton 

A fucking moron from Arkansas who has currently opened a Clinton library that looks like a fucking huge trailer (makes sense for Bubba)
Hah, Ah'm peckerhead Bill Clinton and ah lahk gettin head in thuh Oval Orifice, ah mean Office! Oh wait, ah'm not there anymore......(Sobs)
Bill Clinton by The Bush Fan November 18, 2004